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These are some lies we made up about Watervliet.
A lady with a semi translucent body is frequently perceived pacing through a trailer in Watervliet. One thing is for certain, this ghost indisputably is creepy; one that is rather not disturbed.
The phantom of a gentleman dressed in a police force outfit may regularly be made out shouting people's names in a row boat on Menands Reservoir.
The phantom of an aged man with a huge gray beard can be observed time and again traveling on a mule alongside a road next to Watervliet. Folks here who have distinguished this ghost assert this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a local resident who used to have a home here in Watervliet. Any which way, this is a bad ghost that you would not want to encounter at night.
The Abominable Snowman has from time to time been witnessed swallowing water from Cohoes Falls late at night.
A lady with an axe sticking out of her head is every now and then witnessed strolling through an apartment near Watervliet.
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alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship has been seen on numerous instances by Crescent Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
A medieval knight's armor without a human inside may now and then be distinguished pulling a body from the freezing water of Delphus Kill at night.
The ghost of a female with a bag bound around
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her head was perceived gazing at the panorama from the apex of Olcott Hill before sunrise. The ghost did not appear to be concerned by the watchers.
A partly see-through gentleman clad as the skipper of a vessel was perceived sipping paint in Bleecker Stadium before dawn. When the ghost was distinguished it faded away into the air. In any case, it's a scary ghost that any reasonable person would not want to come across.
A giant seal materialized at the stroke of midnight fluttering across Westerlo Island.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from another world was perceived in a phone booth in Watervliet talking on the telephone.
A sizeable chilling giant has frequently been observed striding through a Watervliet neighborhood burial ground.
An enormous mountain goat is repeatedly observed being in an empty dwelling in Watervliet.
Ferdinand Magellan may frequently be distinguished standing by a secluded highway outside Watervliet.
A gigantic newt can be spotted repeatedly shouting in Mt. Washington
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State Forest right by the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Watervliet
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Ghost Sightings From Watervliet
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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