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These are some lies we made up about Watertown.
The phantom of an old gentleman with a large white beard is known to have been witnessed on a handful of instances hitch-hiking down a shady highway close to Watertown.
A Pteranodon may repeatedly be made out dispatching a letter at a Watertown post office.
A gigantic jackal may be noticed repeatedly devouring a chicken drumstick in Adams Recreation Field in the early morning hours.
An martian voyager from another galaxy has every now and then been observed conversing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was nearby.
The spirit of a man having on a military uniform is now and then noticed looking through residence windows in Watertown very late at night. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a bloodcurdling phantom that should be left alone.
A giant coati has been noticed on frequent occasions searching through garbage cans on a Watertown lane.
A medieval armor with no human being inside can once in a while be distinguished
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at night examining Rutland Hollow in detail.
A gargantuan jaguar has often been observed examining the surroundings from the highest spot of Dry Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions floating down Boynton Creek around midnight.
A massive
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donkey may often be witnessed at night leading a directed outing of Woodward Sidehill to a cluster of ghosts.
A space man from planet Pluto may be noticed repeatedly attempting to conceal a dead body in Beaver Meadows late in the night.
A space man from the cosmos has sometimes been witnessed down at North Star Spring in the early morning hours trying to grip something.
A gigantic ape is occasionally distinguished on a Watertown lane at midnight.
A gargantuan roebuck has been said to have been distinguished on frequent instances startling people right by the entrance to Burnham Point State Park.
The ghost of a female with a sack tied around her head may now and then be witnessed hovering in the air like a blimp in Watertown.
An extraterrestrial was observed in Fort Stanwix National Monument quite near the park headquarters appearing terrifying.
A partly transparent guy dressed as the captain of a ship emerged in a grocery store in the Watertown area. The ghost spoke about avenging a slaying.
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extraterrestrial explorer from another solar system was witnessed trying on shoes in a Watertown mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Watertown
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Ghost Sightings From Watertown
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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