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These are some lies we made up about Warwick.
A mermaid has been witnessed on a handful of instances yelling next to Buttermilk Falls at night.
A colossal deer can repeatedly be seen gazing up on the apex of Maple Hill.
The ghost of a gentleman in armed forces attire may be noticed frequently gazing at the water by Kohout Lake Dam late at night.
The martian crew member of an unidentified flying object has once in a while been noticed pulling a corpse from the chilly water of Double Kill after midnight.
Galileo is from time to time seen beneath a big tree in Abram S Hewitt State Forest flickering a light.
An enormous elk may sometimes be observed by a person hunting in a forest in the vicinity of Warwick.
A huge marten has frequently been witnessed tossing stones into Wawayanda Lake before sunrise.
A sphinx is known to have been observed on one or two occasions very late at night soaring across Black Meadows.
A woman with a knife sticking out of her head can
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be observed time and again seated on a stool in a residence in Warwick.
An alien voyager from space has now and then been witnessed looking angrily at the observer underneath a streetlight in Warwick.
A space alien from another planet is now and then perceived pacing from mobile home to mobile home before sunrise on a Warwick road.
The
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extraterrestrial commander of an alien spaceship has been said to have been noticed on numerous occasions browsing through a refrigerator in the kitchen of a Warwick mobile home before dawn.
A medieval knight's armor devoid of a person inside can once in a while be witnessed at Anthony Wayne Recreation Area mounding pieces of wood. People claim that this ghost is that of a local person who had a house here in Warwick many years ago.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto was seen sitting at a coffee table in a Warwick trailer.
A half see-through guy clothed as the skipper of a liner was distinguished in a secluded neighborhood right next door to Warwick. When the eye witness emerged the ghost fled.
A sizeable menacing ghost showed up at the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River munching on a hotdog. The ghost spoke about revenging a slaying.
A huge ermine was made out walking along a gloomy road right next door to Warwick.
A big bloodcurdling ogre has frequently been seen mailing a letter at a
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Ghost Sightings From Warwick
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Ghost Sightings From Warwick
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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