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These are some lies we made up about Warrensburg.
The ghost of a sturdy lumberjack holding a large axe may often be perceived performing a tune on a flute in a Warrensburg trailer. One thing's for guaranteed, it's undoubtedly a creepy ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The chilling ghost of a Viking may be seen repeatedly excavating a nook in the ground in Pack Demonstration Forest late in the night.
A massive ram has every so often been witnessed up on the pinnacle of Bald Mountain staring irritably at the viewer.
A terrifying skeleton is every so often noticed going bananas by Ben Wood Brook.
Plato has supposedly been witnessed on many instances hurling rocks into Beaver Pond in the early morning hours.
The extraterrestrial navigator of an alien spacecraft may occasionally be distinguished in Lockwood Swamp before dawn attempting to conceal a corpse.
An alien voyager from outer space was made out in a Warrensburg highschool after midnight pacing the hallways.
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Ghost Sightings From Warrensburg
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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