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The spirit of a man with satanic symbols carved into his arm has now and then been perceived near Clove Spring late at night pointing at the viewer.
A space man from another world is every so often seen late in the night checking out Clove Valley in detail.
The ghost of an engine driver is rumored to have been made out on one or two occasions at Beaver Brook at the stroke of midnight throwing stones into the water. Some of the residents argue this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Verbank long ago. In any event, it certainly is a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The phantom of an awfully mangled huntsman pulling a dead deer can sometimes be perceived piling pebbles in James Baird State Park at night. It has been argued that this precise ghost enjoys startling foolhardy people who have the nerve to disrupt the quiet in Verbank.
The alien crew member of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was noticed slurping blood from a container up on Bald Mountain.
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Ghost Sightings From Verbank
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Ghost Sightings From Verbank
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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