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These are some lies we made up about Valatie.
The phantom of a young gentleman sporting a jacket was seen on the water's edge of Knickerbocker Lake chucking pebbles. There have been many reports involving this spirit in the vicinity. No matter what people express, it's a chilling ghost that any wise person would not want to come across.
A space man from Mars emerged excavating a nook in Martin Van Buren National Historic Site very late at night.
A headless man was witnessed demolishing a glove on a dark night on a lawn in Valatie. Many sightings of this spirit have been reported. It has been claimed that this particular phantom takes pleasure in terrifying unwise folks who come trying to find phantoms in Valatie.
The ghost of a nurse with a blood-covered uniform appeared walking through a building in Valatie. Other folks close by have had identical sightings involving an identical phantom.
A huge gopher was witnessed striding through a flat outside Valatie.
A space invader from another
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planet was perceived wandering through a Valatie neighborhood graveyard.
A woman with her legs chopped off is frequently observed speaking into the air by Hell Gate.
An ET has allegedly been noticed on frequent instances reading a newsletter next to a desolate road close to Valatie in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic
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cheetah may often be spotted being in an empty dwelling in Valatie.
A Pterodactyl can be perceived time and again riding on a motorbike on a shady road near Valatie.
An enormous ibex has every so often been made out by the entrance to Haystack Mountain State Park weeping.
A gargantuan kangaroo is every so often distinguished in a Valatie residence.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be observed striding beside a desolate highway near Valatie.
An alien vacationer from outer space has frequently been witnessed coming into view in a mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Valatie
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Ghost Sightings From Valatie
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
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