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These are some lies we made up about Trumansburg.
A colossal hare has been distinguished on a handful of instances striding through a Trumansburg neighborhood churchyard.
A Pterodactyl may frequently be distinguished spending time in an abandoned house in Trumansburg.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her neck may be distinguished repeatedly pointing at the viewer down near Taughannock Falls in the early morning hours.
A female having the head of a demon has now and then been seen staring wrathfully at the eye witness in Taughannock Falls State Park at midnight.
The martian navigator of an extraterrestrial spaceship is sometimes witnessed mid stream in Bergen Creek shouting at the viewer to disappear.
The phantom of a man having half his head lost may every so often be spotted looking down into the water at Crowbar Point before sunrise.
A space invader from planet Venus was distinguished mounted on a bicycle on a gloomy road close to Trumansburg.
A huge wolverine
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came into view in a building in Trumansburg.
An ET from another planet was perceived in a Trumansburg apartment.
An extraterrestrial emerged in Allan H. Treman State Marine Park by the park headquarters trying to locate a photo.
A decapitated lady was noticed striding along a desolate road close to Trumansburg. This is one of those
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ghosts that is perceived often close at hand. Well, this is an unsympathetic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial voyager from deep space was witnessed showing up in a restroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Trumansburg
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Ghost Sightings From Trumansburg
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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