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These are some lies we made up about Theresa.
A woman with her legs separated became visible in a Theresa area auto part store, marching the aisles. The witness was terrified and ran away.
The spirit of a gentleman clutching a blood-splattered knife was noticed at Black Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking chunks of concrete into the stream. The spirit didn't seem to be worried by the witnesses. Scores of local residents declare this ghost is the undeceased spirit of an old Theresa resident. In any case, it undeniably is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An extraterrestrial voyager from the cosmos became visible in the early morning hours marveling at Corbin Ledge.
A giant cheetah was observed screaming at the watcher to go away near the water at Stony Point.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system was made out going bananas down near the water at Clear Lake.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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