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A colossal fawn may be observed frequently by Sabarney Gile Swamp trying to find something.
A space alien from space has from time to time been witnessed in Capital District Forest And Game Refuge late at night digging a gap in the soil.
An extremely large bat is from time to time seen on the top of Bailey Mountain at midnight gazing at the vista.
A space alien may from time to time be noticed in a metal boat on Tackawasick Lake gazing.
A large terrifying monster has frequently been observed flinging pieces of wood into the flowing water at Berry Pond Creek at the stroke of midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Stephentown
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Ghost Sightings From Stephentown
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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