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Staten Island, New York Lies | |
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These are some lies we made up about Staten Island.
The ghost of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead mountain lion was noticed swallowing fuel from a gasoline pump at a refueling station in Staten Island. The ghost nodded to the watcher. In any event, it sure is a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet at midnight.
An extremely large steer emerged observing the vista from the apex of Todt Hill before sunrise.
A lady lacking a head was noticed walking a Saint Bernard in the early morning hours on a dark Staten Island avenue. When the ghost was witnessed it faded away into the night.
Johann Sebastian Bach materialized struggling out of Island of Meadows covered in mud at night.
An extraterrestrial from Venus was distinguished trying to say something at Linden Number One Dam late at night.
A space invader from another planet was distinguished taking a swim down by Annadale Beach late in the night.
A gigantic chamois has frequently been distinguished concealing a corpse by a big
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rock in Bayonne Park late at night.
A guy with no head is repeatedly witnessed looking through flat windows in Staten Island very late at night. No matter what, this ghost undeniably is frightening; one that any sound person wouldn't want to run into.
A very large horse may regularly be observed stopping by Seguine Point Bend on a dark
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night.
A very large pig can be spotted often drifting down Caseys Creek on a dark night.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a large beard and a hook instead of his hand has every so often been perceived in Jersey Flats very late at night pointing at the watcher.
A gargantuan jaguar is once in a while seen down near the water at Caven Point gazing furiously at the eye witness.
An extraterrestrial has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions watching shows in a Staten Island living room at the stroke of midnight.
The alien technician of an unidentified flying object can once in a while be noticed rummaging around in trash container on a Staten Island residential road.
An extraterrestrial traveler from deep space has repeatedly been witnessed floating in the air like a balloon in Staten Island.
Archimedes is repeatedly noticed glugging down blood from a container quite near the entrance to Anthony Wayne Recreation Area.
A space man from another part of the galaxy can often be
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perceived trying to find a book right by the entrance to Delaware National Scenic River.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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