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These are some lies we made up about Stanley.
The phantom of a gravely mangled huntsman hauling a dead deer has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions on the apex of Crozier Hill around midnight looking at the vista. If you listen to the folks who live here, this ghost enjoys startling foolhardy folks who come looking for ghosts in Stanley.
A lady without a head can repeatedly be perceived late at night floating along Burrell Creek. Nevertheless, this phantom unquestionably is terrifying; one that is better not disturbed.
The Wizard of Oz may be observed frequently posting a letter at a Stanley post office.
A space invader from another galaxy is every so often observed guzzling regular unleaded from a pump at a fuel station in Stanley.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a wire around her neck has purportedly been seen on a few occasions talking into the night as if somebody in addition was there.
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Ghost Sightings From Stanley
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Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
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