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These are some lies we made up about Stanfordville.
A gentleman that shifted shape into a vampire came into sight by Tamarack Swamp screaming at the bystander to leave. When spotted the spirit approached the witness who then escaped. Scores of local residents argue this ghost can be the spirit of a local resident who passed away here in Stanfordville long ago. Regardless of what, it is in all certainty a menacing ghost that is better not messed with.
An extraterrestrial from another world was noticed up on Carpenter Hill going mad.
The alien crew member of an alien spacecraft appeared carving an outlet down at Cold Spring around midnight.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another part of the galaxy was spotted in the center of Bean River demolishing a glove.
A space invader from the cosmos was perceived trying to get cars to stop along a gloomy highway right next door to Stanfordville.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
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