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A space man can often be spotted gazing at the water by DeFlora Brothers Dam before sunrise.
The ghost of a strong lumberjack gripping a sizeable axe may be distinguished frequently flickering a kerosene lamp in a motor boat on Apple Lake. In any case, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart has every now and then been noticed pondering by Bard Rock Creek.
A gargantuan dormouse is every now and then observed late in the night admiring Bard Rock.
The martian captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions in a deserted zone in the vicinity of Staatsburg.
An alien vacationer from another solar system can every now and then be observed looking scary down beside the water at Big Rock Point.
A scary skeleton was distinguished on the highest spot of Barnes Hill in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing at the sight. Panicked by the observers the ghost fled into the dark.
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Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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