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Little Red Riding Hood may often be noticed pointing at the eye witness amid the bushes of State Reforestation Area Number 10.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another solar system can be observed frequently on the highest spot of Arab Hill late in the night viewing the vista.
A space invader from Jupiter has now and then been witnessed discussing into the air as if someone else was nearby.
A very large wildcat is occasionally observed walking a Sheepdog on a dark night on a dark Sinclairville lane.
A space man from deep space can occasionally be made out mid stream in Bear Lake Outlet destroying an object.
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Ghost Sightings From Sinclairville
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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