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These are some lies we made up about Shushan.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another world is now and then made out dragging a corpse from the freezing water of Beaver Brook at midnight.
A space alien from another world can from time to time be observed creeping out of Eldridge Swamp drenched in dirty water on a dark night.
A sizeable terrifying dragon has frequently been spotted checking out Beattie Hollow in detail late at night.
The ghost of an eleven feet tall colossal person is repeatedly witnessed flashing a light in a wooden boat on Lake Lauderdale. If you listen to what the folks who live here claim, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a person who used to reside here in Shushan.
The alien captain of a UFO can regularly be made out viewing the view from the summit of Mount Colfax after midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Shushan
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Ghost Sightings From Shushan
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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