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These are some lies we made up about Shandaken.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space can be seen very frequently going nuts in Angle Creek.
A gargantuan bighorn has sometimes been perceived burrowing a crack up on Balsam Mountain.
The ghost of a guy having a cross etched into his hand is every so often witnessed relaxing at a table in a Shandaken home devastating a bag. In any event, it's without a doubt a bloodcurdling phantom that is rather not disrupted.
A gargantuan budgerigar has been spotted on numerous occasions very late at night heading a piloted outing of Giant Ledge to a group of phantoms.
Nicolaus Copernicus may every now and then be spotted trying to find a map in Big Indian Hollow late in the night.
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Ghost Sightings From Shandaken
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Ghost Sightings From Shandaken
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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