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These are some lies we made up about Sea Cliff.
A decapitated man has supposedly been seen on numerous instances trying to locate a man at Bar Beach. Several of the folks who live here declare this ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long gone Sea Cliff local person.
A woman with her head and right arm and left leg chopped off may frequently be noticed watching cable in a Sea Cliff living room late at night.
A space man from Saturn can be distinguished time and again howling up on the top of Harbor Hill.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has occasionally been seen concealing a corpse by a big boulder in Albertson Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A military outfit strolling about lacking a body in it is occasionally witnessed on a dark night ascending out of Oak Neck Creek covered in mud.
The phantom of a severely burned lady has purportedly been seen on one or two occasions heaving boulders into the stream at Beaver Brook on a dark night. It has been argued
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that this individual ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while journeying through Sea Cliff long ago. One thing's for guaranteed, it indisputably is a creepy ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship can now and then be distinguished going through trash container on a Sea Cliff residential
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road.
A massive chinchilla was noticed by the water at Barker Point scaring folks.
A gigantic porpoise materialized redistributing orbs about in Execution Rocks very late at night.
The phantom of the driver of a train was perceived on a Sea Cliff residential road around midnight. Many people close by have had similar experiences with a quite similar ghost. If you talk to the residents, this ghost is that of a resident who had a home here in Sea Cliff long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Sea Cliff
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Ghost Sightings From Sea Cliff
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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