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These are some lies we made up about Schodack Landing.
A colossal finch has allegedly been observed on many occasions verbalizing into the air by the shore at Knickerbocker Lake.
The extraterrestrial technician of an alien spaceship may once in a while be witnessed gazing at an old man snoozing in a bed in an apartment in Schodack Landing.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has frequently been spotted in a restaurant in the Schodack Landing neighborhood.
The ghost of an old man with a large white beard is known to have been seen on one or two occasions hauling a body from the freezing water of Baker Creek at the stroke of midnight. Scores of folks who live here allege this ghost is that of a resident who settled here in Schodack Landing before the present. In any case, this is a horrible ghost that should be avoided.
An alien from Jupiter may often be spotted on the top of Vandenburgh Hill late in the night monitoring the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Schodack Landing
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Ghost Sightings From Schodack Landing
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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