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These are some lies we made up about Sayville.
The ghost of an aged Indian chief may be spotted often drifting down on Brown Creek before sunrise. One thing's for sure, this ghost undeniably is chilling; one that you shouldn't go searching for.
An extraterrestrial has sometimes been perceived walking through an apartment in Sayville.
The ghost of an old cleaning lady is now and then perceived mounted on a camel in the middle of a highway next to Sayville. If you talk to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while passing through Sayville some decades ago.
A colossal bat has purportedly been perceived on one or two instances appearing terrifying beside a high tree in Sunken Forest.
A large creepy monster has often been noticed at the water at Blue Point facing the onlooker.
A gigantic mouse is frequently seen burying a dead body by a sizeable rock in Barrett Beach Park late in the night.
A black as coal snake that shape-shifted into a
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woman is known to have been seen on a few instances at Blue Point Beach in the early morning hours staring at the waves down beside the water's edge.
An martian vacationer from another solar system can be spotted over and over again at a pay phone in Sayville using the phone.
Aristotle is every now and then witnessed chucking chunks of
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concrete in the middle of a deserted highway near Sayville after midnight.
A space invader from Venus has been made out on a handful of occasions stacking bricks in Fire Island National Seashore outside the park headquarters.
A giant vicuna may occasionally be seen spending time in a vacant mansion in Sayville.
The ghost of a dispossessed gentleman was made out downing blood from a cup in Collis P. Huntington State Park at the park headquarters. The appearance of the viewer terrified the ghost who then vanished. If you listen to what the locals argue, this phantom is that of a local who lived here in Sayville before the present.
A massive orangutan was distinguished standing by a deserted road near Sayville.
A Seismosaurus came into view mounted on a motorbike on a dark road near Sayville.
An enormous cougar was seen in a flat in Sayville.
A massive yak was witnessed in a Sayville apartment.
An ET from space has regularly been observed appearing in a mirror.
A menacing beast is regularly
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made out in the early morning hours hurrying after a passing car on a shady road outside Sayville. Nevertheless, this is a hostile ghost that should be shunned.
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Ghost Sightings From Sayville
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Ghost Sightings From Sayville
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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