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These are some lies we made up about Sardinia.
The ghost of an aged cleaning lady was seen hauling a body from the cold water of Dresser Creek before sunrise. The ghost nodded to the witness. In any case, this spirit certainly is bloodcurdling; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
An martian vacationer from the cosmos became visible in Gunbarrel Gulf in the early morning hours sobbing.
A colossal salamander was noticed staying in an abandoned farmhouse in Sardinia.
A pitch black bat that shifted shape into a lady emerged attempting to utter something in a canoe on Lime Lake. The ghost was consumed by the thin air after being perceived.
A big frightening beast was made out riding on a motorcycle on a murky road in the neighborhood of Sardinia.
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Ghost Sightings From Sardinia
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
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