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These are some lies we made up about Saint Albans.
A giant hyena has repeatedly been noticed striding through a building in the neighborhood of Saint Albans.
A young-looking girl sporting a blood-covered prom dress is repeatedly perceived hurling boulders into the flowing water at Alley Creek before sunrise.
A female with a bottle-green face has been perceived on a small number of instances at a public phone in Saint Albans making a phone call. A local woman declares that this ghost could be a well-known past resident of Saint Albans.
A guy with a machete in his head can regularly be noticed trying to find another ghost in the middle of a wild road in close proximity to Saint Albans after midnight.
An enormous jackal has occasionally been seen hurling stones into Willow Lake after midnight.
A massive crow has been said to have been distinguished on a few occasions creeping out of Big Mucks Creek covered in filth at night.
The Wizard of Oz was witnessed down by the water at
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Bannister Bay attempting to express something.
A massive koodoo came into view concealing a dead body by a big rock in Allenwood Park at midnight.
A colossal ram was perceived studying Rulers Bar in detail very late at night.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft showed up hanging out in a neglected dwelling in Saint Albans.
An
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alien from planet Mars was noticed standing by a wild road close to Saint Albans.
A space invader from deep space was seen turning toward the viewer outside Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve.
An alien has regularly been made out howling at the bystander to be off in Fire Island National Seashore quite near the ranger station.
An alien traveler from outer space is regularly perceived traveling on a scooter on a shady highway next to Saint Albans.
A space man from outer space may often be observed in a trailer in Saint Albans.
A man's body with the head of a donkey can be made out frequently in a Saint Albans home. One of the residents confidently alleges that this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Saint Albans.
A female form has every so often been witnessed coming into view in a washroom mirror.
The alien captain of an alien spaceship has supposedly been distinguished on several instances at night chasing a passing vehicle on a gloomy
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road close to Saint Albans.
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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