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These are some lies we made up about Rush.
The spirit of a grower dressed in a worn hat is from time to time witnessed in a secluded neighborhood outside Rush. Several of the folks who live here allege this ghost is almost certainly the undead ghost of a person who used to live here in Rush.
A young girl in a bloody dress has been said to have been perceived on a handful of instances articulating into the thin air up on the top of Groundhog Hill.
An extraterrestrial voyager from space can once in a while be observed in Veterans Memorial Park late at night reading a tabloid.
A massive goat has repeatedly been spotted in Black Creek holding a headbone.
A female with a bottle-green face is repeatedly spotted spitting at passing cars beside a shadowy highway in the vicinity of Rush. It's been said that this individual ghost is the undeparted soul of a former Rush person who lived here.
The ghost of a mail carrier has been observed on frequent instances posting a letter at a Rush post office. According
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to the folks who live here, this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while journeying through Rush some decades ago.
A guy's body having the head of a lizard can be made out time and again sipping unleaded from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Rush. If you listen to what the people who live here allege, this ghost is that of a local who had a house here in Rush long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Rush
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Ghost Sightings From Rush
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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