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These are some lies we made up about Rocky Point.
William Shakespeare has every now and then been made out being carried by a pony next to a highway close to Rocky Point.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing shady robes is every so often seen in Middle Island State Game Farm very late at night covering a cadaver by a large boulder. Loads of local residents say this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Rocky Point in the past. Regardless of what folks express, it is unquestionably a scary spirit that should be avoided.
A wandering ghost has been said to have been noticed on a handful of occasions on a dark night drifting down on Wading River.
The ghost of an airline pilot may every so often be observed before sunrise checking out Fishing Rock in detail.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has repeatedly been seen at Mount Sinai Harbor in the early morning hours before sunrise staring down into the water.
The martian captain of a UFO is often made out down by Cedar Beach at night
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bathing.
The chilling spirit of a Hun has allegedly been distinguished on a handful of occasions at a coin operated phone in Rocky Point talking on the phone. Residents here who have perceived this ghost assert this ghost takes pleasure in scaring people who dare to upset the calm in Rocky Point. One thing is for guaranteed, this ghost sure
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is menacing; one that you would not want to come across very late at night.
A space invader from planet Neptune can often be distinguished pacing through a Rocky Point neighborhood churchyard.
An enormous lemur can be noticed very often pointing at the viewer outside Fire Island National Seashore.
An ET from another planet has now and then been seen howling at the bystander to beat it down a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Rocky Point before dawn.
A Chupacabra is once in a while witnessed standing by a secluded highway in the vicinity of Rocky Point.
A huge shrew has purportedly been observed on a few instances near the entrance to Black Rock State Park burrowing a nook.
A guy that transformed into a vampire was made out in a house in Rocky Point. This individual phantom has been observed over and over again in this zone.
A fluorescent human form emerged in a Rocky Point house. There are further descriptions about this phantom in the vicinity. Either way, this is an intimidating
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ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky Point
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Ghost Sightings From Rocky Point
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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