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A semi translucent guy clad as the captain of a freight ship may every now and then be noticed down next to Glenora Falls in the early morning hours before sunrise conversing into the air. Folks claim that this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in Rock Stream long ago.
A massive moose has regularly been perceived suspended in the air like a hot-air balloon in Rock Stream.
Napoleon Bonaparte is repeatedly distinguished flinging stones into the current at Big Hollow Run at midnight.
A big scary ghost is known to have been distinguished on a few instances at Baskin Point very late at night gazing down into the water.
A very large hamster can be observed often in a supermarket in the Rock Stream neighborhood.
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How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
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