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These are some lies we made up about Ridge.
A colossal puma is now and then noticed facing the witness in Middle Island State Game Farm around midnight.
The ghost of a guy holding a blood-splattered axe has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of occasions at Wading River in the early morning hours before sunrise chucking rocks into the water. One thing's for certain, this is an intimidating ghost that you don't want to bump into at midnight.
A giant dormouse has repeatedly been distinguished pulling up weeds in the side yard of a house in Ridge.
An alien tourist from outer space has purportedly been witnessed on a small number of instances down at North Shore Beach in the early morning hours swimming.
A minotaur may often be made out very late at night fluttering across Scuttle Hole.
A giant roebuck may be noticed repeatedly by an old woman hunting in a forest right next door to Ridge.
An armed forces outfit wandering around without a body in it has from time to
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time been perceived relaxing in an armchair in a residence in Ridge. Residents here assert that this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise people who come searching for ghosts in Ridge. In any case, it's a chilling phantom that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The ghost of a badly scorched female is every so often observed on the water's edge of Sandy
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Pond smoking a cigar.
The ghost of the driver of a train can occasionally be noticed verbalizing into the air at the water at Herod Point. A local alleges that this ghost may well be a celebrated old days inhabitant of Ridge.
A space man from another world was distinguished before dawn scrutinizing Albany Rock in detail.
A space invader appeared sobbing at the entrance to Fire Island National Seashore.
An martian tourist from another planet was spotted marching from residence to residence in the early morning hours on a Ridge avenue.
A space man from the Moon materialized struggling to touch something right by Chatfield Hollow State Park.
A space man from deep space was made out browsing through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Ridge trailer before dawn.
A space alien has regularly been made out sitting at the dining table in a Ridge residence.
A sizeable terrifying beast is repeatedly observed in a deserted location next to Ridge.
An martian traveler from space has allegedly
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been distinguished on one or two instances hitch-hiking next to a shady highway right next door to Ridge.
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Ghost Sightings From Ridge
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Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
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