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A space invader from another galaxy can often be perceived hurling bricks into the water at Bells Brook after midnight.

A young girl sporting a blood-covered wedding gown has now and then been witnessed attempting to snatch something in Bear Valley at the stroke of midnight.
    
A space man is occasionally noticed gazing at a person sleeping in a bed in a flat in Portville.

Ferdinand Magellan has been said to have been made out on numerous occasions in a shoe store in the Portville vicinity.

A massive newt was spotted calling out names of people in Bradher Ball Park on a dark night.

The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship emerged gazing at the vista from the summit of Mount Herman before dawn.
 

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