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These are some lies we made up about Pine Valley.
The alien captain of an alien spacecraft is frequently made out dispatching a package at a Pine Valley post office.
An martian voyager from the cosmos has been witnessed on numerous instances up on Beers Hill reading a tabloid.
A Triceratops can repeatedly be noticed glugging down gas from a fuel pump at a gas station in Pine Valley.
The ghost of a guy wearing an armed forces uniform can be made out very frequently discussing into the thin air as if somebody else was present. Residents here who have distinguished this ghost allege this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long dead Pine Valley resident. Anyhow, this is a nasty spirit that any rational person wouldn't wish to come across.
A very large parrot has once in a while been observed very late at night drifting down Beaver Brook.
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Ghost Sightings From Pine Valley
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Ghost Sightings From Pine Valley
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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