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These are some lies we made up about Pine City.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer is often distinguished screaming at the bystander to be off in Christian Hollow late in the night.
A space invader from Venus has been seen on numerous occasions by Steinhauer Dam at night looking at the water.
A space invader from space may be perceived over and over again piling bricks down beside the shore at Eldridge Lake.
A huge musk-ox has once in a while been noticed spitting at passing cars by the side of a murky road in close proximity to Pine City.
Napoleon Bonaparte has allegedly been spotted on one or two occasions glugging down blood from a jar in Brand Park at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of an old man with a long white beard may sometimes be seen in Badger Creek munching on a piece of bread. One thing's for guaranteed, it is certainly a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into at the stroke of midnight.
A huge walrus has often been made out on the peak of Cleveland Hill at the stroke of midnight glancing at the view.
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Ghost Sightings From Pine City
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Ghost Sightings From Pine City
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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