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These are some lies we made up about Peru.
William Shakespeare may from time to time be distinguished seated at a coffee table in a Peru trailer appearing frightening.
An ET from Venus was seen at midnight drifting down on Arnold Brook.
A female's body with a raccoon's head emerged striding through a building in Peru. Numerous folks in the neighborhood have had comparable happenings involving an almost identical phantom. Nevertheless, it's a chilling ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
A man having the head of a leprechaun was perceived going out of control down at the water's edge at Davis Lake. This ghost is enormously active in this area; there have been frequent other accounts of this specific ghost.
A moderately rotten human body materialized traveling on a steed alongside a highway in close proximity to Peru. The bystander ran off immediately after he set eyes on the ghost.
An enormous rabbit was made out glugging down water from Alice Falls on a dark
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night.
A Chupacabra was made out pitching a tent in Clinton State Forest at the stroke of midnight.
A huge mandrill has repeatedly been distinguished gazing down into the water at Picnic Point after midnight.
A large chilling ogre is regularly distinguished seeking a shoe up on Arnold Hill.
The ghost of a planter having
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on a hat has supposedly been distinguished on a few occasions wandering through a flat in the neighborhood of Peru. A resident claims that this ghost might be a distinguished former time local of Peru. In any case, it indisputably is a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gigantic okapi may be perceived very frequently at a coin operated phone in Peru talking on the phone.
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Ghost Sightings From Peru
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Ghost Sightings From Peru
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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