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These are some lies we made up about Perrysburg.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may sometimes be perceived by Big Indian Creek stacking bricks.
An alien from Jupiter is repeatedly witnessed in Cattaraugus Indian Reservation late at night hauling a cadaver over the grass.
A space man from another galaxy has supposedly been observed on numerous instances looking at a person slumbering in an armchair in a home in Perrysburg.
A gigantic toad may repeatedly be spotted downing water in Zoar Valley at the stroke of midnight.
A huge pronghorn can be observed very often trying on shoes in a Perrysburg residence.
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Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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