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These are some lies we made up about Peekskill.
A man with the head of a leprechaun has now and then been noticed seeking another ghost in the middle of Annsville Creek.
Snow White is once in a while witnessed fishing from the water's edge of Lake Alice late at night.
The martian captain of an alien spacecraft is known to have been witnessed on a few instances at night checking out South Mountain Pass in detail.
A massive coyote was observed struggling to articulate something beneath a lamppost in Peekskill.
An extremely large prairie dog became visible walking from home to home late at night on a Peekskill avenue.
A female in flames, hauling a petroleum bottle was distinguished glancing over Ring Meadow late at night. When the witness appeared the phantom fled.
A gigantic alligator materialized at Arden Point in the early morning hours before sunrise gazing down into the water.
The spirit of a youthful air force pilot was witnessed by Anthonys Nose rearranging orbs
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around. The arrival of the bystander alarmed the ghost who then disappeared.
A space invader from Pluto was perceived at New Croton Dam at night taking in the landscape.
A massive dugong has often been distinguished rummaging around in the fridge in the kitchen of a Peekskill home before dawn.
A woman with a blue face is frequently
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spotted screaming at the eye witness to beat it in Bear Mountain State Park at the stroke of midnight. Locals who have seen this ghost argue this ghost may very well be a recognized past resident of Peekskill. No matter what folks say, this ghost indisputably is chilling; one that should be steered clear of.
An extraterrestrial from another solar system is known to have been perceived on a handful of instances on the top of Bald Mountain very late at night monitoring the surroundings.
A space invader can frequently be seen resting at a coffee table in a Peekskill apartment.
An extremely large salamander can be distinguished frequently in a secluded neighborhood in the neighborhood of Peekskill.
An extraterrestrial explorer from another planet has now and then been observed walking by a gloomy road near Peekskill.
A big chilling beast is every so often seen posting a container at a Peekskill post office.
An alien from another solar system has been observed on frequent instances glugging down regular from
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a gasoline pump at a fuel station in Peekskill.
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Ghost Sightings From Peekskill
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Ghost Sightings From Peekskill
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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