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These are some lies we made up about Patchogue.
A space alien is occasionally distinguished smoking a cigar in Fire Island National Seashore outside the park headquarters.
The ghost of a guy wearing a soldier's outfit has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances at Bellport Bay at night staring down into the water.
An old knight's armor without a human being inside may every so often be seen striding through a residence outside Patchogue. A person who lives here asserts that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was killed while traveling through Patchogue in the past.
A giant koala has often been witnessed at a pay phone in Patchogue making a phone call.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship is often witnessed in Fire Island Wilderness at night gazing.
An alien from planet Pluto is known to have been seen on many instances at The Lagoon before sunrise struggling to capture something.
Henry VIII can repeatedly be noticed meditating by Abets
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Creek.
The ghost of a woman with a bag fastened around her head may be perceived very often striding through a Patchogue vicinity churchyard.
A colossal donkey has occasionally been spotted hanging out in an empty farmhouse in Patchogue.
A somewhat translucent man clad as the skipper of a vessel is every now and then made out pointing
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at the viewer in Chatfield Hollow State Park quite near the park headquarters.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman dressed in a confederate uniform has been said to have been made out on one or two instances standing by a deserted highway in the neighborhood of Patchogue.
A space man from space was perceived in a residence in Patchogue.
The ghost of a strapped up man emerged in a Patchogue building. The phantom spoke of revenging an assassination.
An enormous lizard was spotted marching along a deserted road in the vicinity of Patchogue.
A massive frog materialized emerging in a mirror.
The phantom of a young lady drenched in blood was witnessed resting on a couch in an apartment next to Patchogue. The onlooker panicked and ran off.
The alien mechanic of an alien spaceship is repeatedly spotted in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver catching a glimpse of the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
A man with a large hole through his torso has allegedly been seen on a few occasions pulling
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up weeds in the garden of a home in Patchogue. Nonetheless, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that any sensible person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Patchogue
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Ghost Sightings From Patchogue
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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