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A gargantuan duckbill is rumored to have been made out on a handful of occasions slurping orange juice quite near Fire Island National Seashore.

Alexander the Great can frequently be witnessed searching for an object by a parked Jeep in a Patchogue parking lot very late at night.
    
A very large dormouse can be seen frequently staring down into the water at Bellport Bay in the early morning hours before sunrise.

An martian traveler from another galaxy has now and then been observed gripping a human cranium after midnight on a sidewalk in Patchogue.

The ghost of a tied up lady is from time to time made out seated at the dining table in a Patchogue home yelling.

A space man from another world has been said to have been distinguished on a small number of instances pacing through a building in Patchogue.
 

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