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These are some lies we made up about Painted Post.
A frightening being may be observed often mounted on a low rider on a shadowy road right next door to Painted Post. Lots of people who live here allege this phantom may perhaps be a celebrated yesteryear local of Painted Post. Any which way, it's a bloodcurdling phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into very late at night.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves has sometimes been distinguished in a building in Painted Post.
An extraterrestrial from planet Pluto is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions walking in the middle of a secluded road right next door to Painted Post.
The ghost of a silver-miner can sometimes be perceived on the top of Denmark Hill late in the night surveying the view. In any event, it's undeniably a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An alien from another world has often been distinguished concealing a body by a sizeable boulder in Denison Park in the early morning hours.
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extremely large koala has purportedly been made out on one or two instances on a dark night studying Beeman Hollow in detail.
Genghis Khan can repeatedly be distinguished weeping by Bailey Creek.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object has every now and then been perceived relaxing on a couch in an apartment next
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to Painted Post.
A colossal lamb is once in a while observed at midnight following a passing Chrysler on a shady road next to Painted Post.
A sasquatch has been said to have been seen on a small number of occasions in the rear seat of a Chrysler by the driver witnessing the ghost in his rear view mirror after midnight.
An alien from Jupiter can sometimes be witnessed flashing a kerosene lamp near Finger Lakes National Forest.
An enormous bear was seen raking leaves in the front garden of an apartment in Painted Post.
A space man from another world materialized by a lady camping at a campground in the vicinity of Painted Post.
A space alien was seen having a seat on the floor in a home in Painted Post.
A large terrifying dragon became visible yelling names of people under a streetlamp in Painted Post.
A woman with a partially see-through body was witnessed browsing through a bookshelf in the living room of a Painted Post apartment very late at night. Numerous people in the vicinity have
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had comparable experiences with a very similar spirit.
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Ghost Sightings From Painted Post
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Ghost Sightings From Painted Post
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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