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An extraterrestrial from outer space was made out pondering by Oriskany Battle Monument.
A space man has regularly been perceived in a mirror in an Oriskany trailer; the ghost was solely detectable in the mirror.
A gargantuan okapi is regularly distinguished next to the water at Yahnundasis Lake screaming names of people.
An alien explorer from another world has been said to have been witnessed on frequent occasions in a flat near Oriskany.
A decapitated man may often be distinguished staring furiously at the eye witness up on the pinnacle of Burrstone Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Oriskany
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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