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These are some lies we made up about Oak Hill.
A partially rotten human cadaver is every so often noticed marching through an Oak Hill area burial ground.
A huge ewe has allegedly been observed on a small number of instances staring down into the water at Point Lookout after midnight.
An enormous mink can once in a while be observed shining a light on the water's edge of Silver Lake.
A large creepy monster has frequently been noticed reasoning in Barlow Notch after midnight.
A space alien from another planet is often perceived spending time in a forsaken mansion in Oak Hill.
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Hill
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Ghost Sightings From Oak Hill
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
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