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These are some lies we made up about Norwich.
A Tyrannosaurus has regularly been witnessed at midnight hurrying after a passing Chrysler on a gloomy highway near Norwich.
A gargantuan colt is often distinguished in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror late in the night.
An alien from the cosmos has been seen on a small number of instances hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Canasawacta Creek on a dark night.
A space invader can regularly be observed glugging down milk in German Hollow after midnight.
The phantom of a gravely mangled huntsman pulling a dead cougar can be distinguished repeatedly pulling up weeds in the back garden of an apartment in Norwich.
A woman with no head is now and then observed verbalizing into the thin air up on Flagpole Hill. Regardless of what, it in all certainty is a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
An alien explorer from another planet may every now and then be spotted
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by Tamarack Swamp trying to locate a woman.
An ET from the Moon is often witnessed by an old man hiking along a trail near Norwich.
An extremely large pony has been seen on many instances screaming right by the entrance to Bowman Lake State Park.
A space invader from the cosmos can frequently be spotted having a seat on a bench
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in a building in Norwich.
A space alien can be noticed very often attempting to verbalize something near Fort Stanwix National Monument.
The ghost of a youthful female with a rope around her neck is once in a while perceived trying to seize something beneath a streetlamp in Norwich.
A very large kinkajou has allegedly been made out on many occasions striding from building to building late at night on a Norwich residential street.
A very large dromedary may sometimes be seen rummaging around in the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Norwich residence late at night.
Count Dracula was witnessed taking a rest at the kitchen counter in a Norwich flat.
A massive seal came into view gazing at people in a Norwich home through a door crack.
A very menacing ghost was made out in a secluded spot near Norwich. When seen the ghost approached the bystander who then ran away. No matter what people utter, this ghost certainly is creepy; one that is better not disturbed.
An extremely large rhinoceros came
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into sight mailing a letter at a Norwich post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Norwich
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Ghost Sightings From Norwich
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
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