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A guy with a big hole through his chest is known to have been spotted on many occasions hauling a skull in Belmont Lake State Park at midnight. One thing is for certain, it's a scary ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to run into.
An extraterrestrial can regularly be spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Guggenheim Lakes on a dark night.
The martian navigator of an alien spaceship may be spotted frequently dispatching a packet at a North Babylon post office.
A massive mongoose has sometimes been perceived struggling to grip something by the water at Appletree Neck.
A man with the head of a devil is from time to time observed at Cedar Beach before dawn gazing at the waves by the water's edge.
A somewhat decomposed human corpse is known to have been perceived on numerous occasions on the summit of Dix Hills after midnight looking at the vista. Anyhow, it certainly is a scary ghost that you shouldn't go looking
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for.
A lady on fire, carrying a gas container was distinguished chatting into the night as if somebody else was near. This is one of those spirits that is perceived over and over again nearby.
The ghost of a farmer in a worn straw hat appeared walking a dog around midnight on a shadowy North Babylon road. The observer ran off when he
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witnessed the phantom.
An martian explorer from outer space was perceived in Beach Thatch late in the night struggling to deposit a cadaver.
A large menacing beast came into sight in the early morning hours before sunrise floating along Amityville Creek.
An ET from Mars was made out watching movies in a North Babylon living room at midnight.
A youthful girl wearing a blood-splattered prom dress was observed on a North Babylon avenue after midnight. When the witness appeared the ghost ran away.
A massive bighorn has repeatedly been perceived suspended in the air like a cloud in North Babylon.
An alien from another solar system has been seen on a small number of occasions trying to find a box in Fire Island National Seashore near the park headquarters.
A woman with a blue face can regularly be perceived sipping gasoline quite near Collis P. Huntington State Park. In any event, this ghost certainly is terrifying; one that should be kept away from.
An extraterrestrial has every so often been
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observed gazing at a lady slumbering on a mattress in a home in North Babylon.
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Ghost Sightings From North Babylon
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Ghost Sightings From North Babylon
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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