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These are some lies we made up about Nineveh.
The ghost of a dreadfully burned female was witnessed glancing at the view from the pinnacle of Page Pond Hill late in the night. When the ghost was distinguished it disappeared into the thin air. Local people who have noticed this ghost assert this ghost is most likely the undead ghost of a person who used to dwell here in Nineveh.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an unidentified flying object came into sight in a Nineveh mobile home.
A space alien from planet Neptune became visible staggering alongside a wild road close to Nineveh.
A very large canary was spotted floating down Belden Brook at the stroke of midnight.
The ghost of a guy having satanic symbols carved into his arm was spotted sitting in a chair in a home close to Nineveh. Frightened by the observers the phantom vanished into the night. In any event, this is a bad phantom that any wise person would not want to bump into.
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Ghost Sightings From Nineveh
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Ghost Sightings From Nineveh
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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