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The spirit of an old guy with a large white mustache has regularly been perceived dragging a cadaver from the cold water of Big Bill Brook in the early morning hours.

The alien technician of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often spotted flinging rocks in Oklahoma Gulf in the early morning hours.
    
An martian vacationer from space may regularly be spotted at a pay phone in Newport making a telephone call.

A lady with a spear sticking out of her head may be seen time and again striding through a Newport area churchyard. In any event, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that any reasonable person would not want to come across.

A very large addax is occasionally observed swallowing blood from a mug along a wild road near Newport in the early morning hours before sunrise.

 

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