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These are some lies we made up about Newport.
A giant badger has repeatedly been noticed at Big Bill Brook in the early morning hours before sunrise throwing pieces of wood into the stream.
The spirit of a tied up lady is regularly witnessed screaming in Oklahoma Gulf on a dark night.
A giant mountain goat has been witnessed on several instances in the backseat of a Chevy by the driver spotting the ghost in her rear view mirror at night.
A very large muskrat can regularly be distinguished picking flowers in the side yard of an apartment in Newport.
An alien may be spotted very often attempting to hide a body in Tygert Swamp on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
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Ghost Sightings From Newport
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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