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These are some lies we made up about New Lebanon.
The extraterrestrial pilot of a flying saucer has sometimes been observed staring angrily at the witness by Clover Mountain.
Ferdinand Magellan has supposedly been distinguished on many instances in Pittsfield State Forest late at night pitching a tent.
An martian explorer from another solar system may every so often be made out throwing chunks of concrete in Bates Memorial State Park late in the night.
A gigantic weasel was witnessed around midnight scrutinizing Doty Hollow in detail.
A young-looking girl in a blood-splattered dress appeared piling chunks of concrete by Tilden Swamp. When the ghost was noticed it vanished into the thin air.
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Ghost Sightings From New Lebanon
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Ghost Sightings From New Lebanon
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
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