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A woman's body with a raccoon's head has from time to time been seen taking a rest on a stool in a house in Newark Valley. It's been said that this precise ghost can be the soul of a local resident who died here in Newark Valley long ago. Any which way, it's a terrifying phantom that any rational person would not want to run into.

A man with the head of a beast is sometimes seen rearranging orbs around underneath a lamppost in Newark Valley. According to what the folks who live here say, this phantom may well be a famous past inhabitant of Newark Valley.
    
A massive raccoon is known to have been made out on a small number of occasions marching from trailer to trailer late at night on a Newark Valley residential street.

The martian crew member of a flying saucer can every now and then be spotted pointing at the watcher up on the summit of King Hill.

A fairly decayed human cadaver has frequently been perceived at Boyer Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise tossing rocks into the flowing water. People here who have made out this ghost argue this ghost is perhaps the undeceased ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Newark Valley. In any event, it sure is a frightening phantom that should be shunned.

An alien from Saturn is regularly perceived at the stroke of midnight studying Cornell Hollow in detail.
 

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