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These are some lies we made up about Mount Vernon.
The extraterrestrial captain of a flying saucer is regularly distinguished performing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Mount Vernon residence.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another planet may frequently be distinguished at Orchard Beach in the early morning hours gazing at the waves down by the shore.
Johann Sebastian Bach can be perceived very often after midnight studying Aunt Phebe Rock in detail.
A space alien from another world has every now and then been observed digging a nook at the water at Beaufort Point.
An ET is once in a while seen in a mirror in a Mount Vernon trailer; the spirit was only to be seen in the mirror.
The phantom of a destitute guy has been said to have been made out on several instances seeking a picture up on Mount Saint Vincent.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object can sometimes be seen looking at the view at Alpine Boat Basin late at night.
An ET from planet
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Saturn was perceived glugging down water by The Palisades.
An enormous turtle appeared at Green Brook on a dark night heaving pieces of wood into the current.
A huge hyena was made out in Palisades State Park in the early morning hours before sunrise hauling a dead body across the ground.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was observed
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by Spuyten Duyvil Creek searching for a man. Several stories of this phantom have been described.
A space invader from another world was perceived in a trailer near Mount Vernon.
The extraterrestrial captain of a UFO has frequently been distinguished looking for a bag under a parked vehicle in a Mount Vernon parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
An martian traveler from the cosmos is repeatedly observed in a Mount Vernon area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
A Triceratops is known to have been distinguished on numerous instances resting at the kitchen counter in a Mount Vernon home flickering a lantern.
A frightening being may frequently be witnessed startling folks in Putnam Memorial Park quite near the ranger station.
A gigantic hippopotamus can be witnessed very often quite near Fire Island National Seashore shuffling orbs around.
The ghost of a gold-miner has once in a while been made out riding on a donkey alongside a highway next to Mount Vernon. One thing's for sure, it's a bloodcurdling
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ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't want to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Vernon
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Ghost Sightings From Mount Vernon
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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