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The ghost of an adolescent girl showed up drifting along on Areskonk Creek in the early morning hours. The appearance of the onlooker startled the phantom who then disappeared. A number of of the people here argue this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a resident who used to have a house here in Moriches. One thing is for certain, it sure is a scary phantom that any normal person wouldn't wish to bump into.
A space alien was made out at The Lagoon in the early morning hours conversing into the thin air.
A figure with a skeleton face in dark robes was seen in a residence in Moriches. The ghost spoke of revenging a slaying. It has been alleged that this precise ghost is the undeparted spirit of a long forgotten Moriches local resident. Anyway, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
The martian technician of an alien spaceship has frequently been noticed struggling out of Cranberry Pond covered in slime on a dark night.
A wandering ghost is repeatedly noticed near the water's edge at Sandy Pond howling.
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Ghost Sightings From Moriches
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Ghost Sightings From Moriches
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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