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These are some lies we made up about Monsey.
Bigfoot is occasionally witnessed becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
An alien traveler from another galaxy is known to have been perceived on several instances on the water's edge of Anona Lake gobbling a fish.
An extraterrestrial from Pluto can now and then be perceived by Bear Swamp smoking a cigar.
A huge mink has frequently been spotted in File Factory Hollow at midnight chatting into the night.
A woman having the head of a devil is often made out at midnight hurrying after a passing car on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Monsey.
A woman holding her head by her arm is rumored to have been observed on a small number of occasions in Finch Park late at night concealing a body by a sizeable rock.
A huge mustang can often be witnessed in the rear seat of a Honda by the driver witnessing the phantom in his rear view mirror late at night.
A space man from another planet has occasionally been made out in the center
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of Allendale Brook struggling to exclaim something.
The ghost of a young female wearing a blood-covered wedding gown is sometimes noticed looking at the waves next to the waterfront at New Sebago Beach late in the night. One of the folks who live here determinedly asserts that this ghost may well be a distinguished past native of Monsey. Regardless
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of what, this ghost sure is frightening; one that you shouldn't go trying to find.
A decapitated female is rumored to have been noticed on frequent occasions by an old woman canoeing in a river near Monsey.
The phantom of an eight feet colossal giant can from time to time be noticed observing the scenery from the peak of Houvenkopf Mountain late in the night. One thing is for sure, this is an unpleasant ghost that should be let alone.
The extraterrestrial commander of an extraterrestrial spaceship was spotted having a seat on the floor in a mobile home in Monsey.
The ghost of a female with half her head missing materialized staring crossly at the bystander in Anthony Wayne Recreation Area by the ranger station. This ghost is very active in this area; there have been several other stories of this individual ghost.
A massive musk deer was seen shouting at the viewer to be off beside a lamppost in Monsey.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was seen walking from apartment to apartment on a dark night
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Ghost Sightings From Monsey
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Ghost Sightings From Monsey
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
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