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These are some lies we made up about Middletown.
An alien from planet Pluto has supposedly been witnessed on several instances waving to cars next to a shady highway near Middletown.
A space invader from the cosmos has often been witnessed posting a package at a Middletown post office.
A gargantuan rhinoceros is rumored to have been observed on many instances down next to the waterfront at Monhagen Lake smoking a pipe.
An extraterrestrial can regularly be witnessed speaking into the night as if somebody else was there.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy may be seen repeatedly staring through residence windows in Middletown around midnight.
A space invader from another solar system has every now and then been noticed at night fluttering across the Huckleberry Hills.
The ghost of a hobo is once in a while witnessed up on Guinea Hill screaming. A lot of local residents assert this ghost is the undead spirit of a long dead Middletown person who lived here.
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phantom of an aged sorceress is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions dragging a corpse from the cold water of Joe Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A woman's body with a sheep's head can occasionally be seen watching television in a Middletown living room late in the night.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun
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was seen rummaging around in garbage cans on a Middletown avenue. This particular ghost has been distinguished frequently in this place.
A semi rotten human corpse became visible on a Middletown lane late in the night. There are further reports regarding this ghost in the area. One thing's for sure, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
A large chilling dragon was seen suspended in the air like a blimp in Middletown.
An extremely large gopher became visible at Anthony Wayne Recreation Area calling out names.
A huge burro was noticed pointing at the observer in Delaware National Scenic River outside the park headquarters.
An alien has often been noticed gazing at an old woman sleeping on a couch in a home in Middletown.
The ghost of a planter sporting a worn straw hat is regularly observed in a restaurant in the Middletown neighborhood. Locals here who have made out this ghost assert this ghost is that of a local person who resided here in Middletown some time ago.
An martian
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explorer from deep space has been said to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions climbing up from a drain hole on a Middletown avenue late at night.
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Ghost Sightings From Middletown
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Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
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