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A gargantuan yak can often be spotted in a Margaretville area hardware store, strolling the aisles.
The alien commander of an alien spacecraft may be witnessed very frequently on the highest spot of Balsam Lake Mountain in the early morning hours before sunrise glancing at the sight.
A partly see-through man clothed as the skipper of a ship has once in a while been seen exploring Andrus Hollow in detail after midnight. It's been alleged that this precise ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while driving through Margaretville some time ago. Regardless of what, it's a scary ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
A sizeable terrifying phantom is every so often perceived by Bullet Hole verbalizing into the thin air. If you listen to the locals, this ghost is that of a resident who resided here in Margaretville many years ago.
A mermaid is known to have been observed on a few instances soaring across the Beaver Kill Range on a dark night.
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The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
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