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These are some lies we made up about Maplecrest.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead was witnessed on the summit of one of the hills in the Blackhead Mountains in the early morning hours before sunrise screaming at the observer to beat it. The phantom talked about avenging an assassination. One of the folks who live here strongly argues that this ghost is most likely the struggling ghost of a local who used to have a house here in Maplecrest. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across before dawn.
The ghost of a man having on a soldier's outfit was perceived flinging stones down by the water at Point Lookout. The bystander was terrified and ran off.
A huge guanaco has regularly been made out on the highest spot of Acra Point around midnight surveying the view.
The armor of a medieval knight with no human inside is repeatedly made out covering a dead body by a big boulder in Catskill State Park very late at night. Some of the folks who live
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here assert this spirit is the tormented spirit of an old Maplecrest person who lived here.
A Tyrannosaurus is known to have been noticed on a small number of instances by Star Rock trashing a glove.
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Ghost Sightings From Maplecrest
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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