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An ET from outer space has from time to time been seen in a residence near Mannsville.
A sizeable frightening giant is once in a while made out looking angrily at the watcher in the center of Bear Creek.
A guy with no head has supposedly been witnessed on a small number of instances in a Mannsville area store, marching the aisles.
The ghost of an old prospector with a sizeable mustache and a wooden right leg can occasionally be spotted flinging chunks of concrete up on Prospect Hill. People here who have seen this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in startling people who come searching for ghosts in Mannsville. No matter what, it certainly is a menacing ghost that is better not messed with.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object was seen in Mooney Gulf at midnight scooping out a gap.
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Ghost Sightings From Mannsville
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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