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These are some lies we made up about Lyndonville.
A sizeable terrifying monster was seen crawling up from a storm drain on a Lyndonville lane after midnight.
A space invader from another world was witnessed hurling boulders into the flowing water at Fish Creek very late at night.
A guy having a knife in his head was observed by The Marsh gulping motor oil. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being perceived. In any case, it without a doubt is a menacing spirit that you would not want to bump into before dawn.
The alien navigator of a flying saucer is regularly witnessed performing a song on a flute in a Lyndonville home.
An alien from planet Jupiter is known to have been seen on a small number of occasions in a mirror in a Lyndonville residence; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Lyndonville
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Ghost Sightings From Lyndonville
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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