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These are some lies we made up about Lynbrook.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space has occasionally been observed traveling on a horse in the middle of a road right next door to Lynbrook.
A massive yak is from time to time distinguished gazing across East Meadow before dawn.
A space man from Mars is known to have been witnessed on frequent occasions struggling out of Crooked Creek drenched in slime late at night.
A space invader from deep space has regularly been observed at a public phone in Lynbrook talking on the telephone.
The alien mechanic of an extraterrestrial spaceship is often perceived startling people along a desolate road next to Lynbrook before dawn.
An martian voyager from space may regularly be made out gazing at the waves next to the water's edge at Atlantic Beach very late at night.
An alien from planet Jupiter may be spotted often floating along Bannister Creek on a dark night.
A space man from another galaxy is every now and then seen
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appearing bloodcurdling down near the water at Baldwin Bay.
A lady holding her head beneath her arm has been said to have been seen on one or two instances in Alley Park in the early morning hours before sunrise burying a body by a large rock. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
The phantom of a
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gentleman with half his head gone may sometimes be perceived staying in an uninhabited building in Lynbrook.
Little Red Riding Hood was made out standing by a wild highway near Lynbrook.
A headless lady emerged going out of control at the entrance to Seth Low Pierrepont State Park Reserve. Being frightened by the eye witnesses the ghost vanished into the night. No matter what, it sure is a creepy phantom that should be avoided.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a UFO was distinguished throwing pieces of wood in Fire Island National Seashore quite near the ranger station.
An martian vacationer from outer space came into sight being carried by a motorcycle on a murky highway outside Lynbrook.
A very large koala was distinguished in a home in Lynbrook.
The ghost of a twelve foot colossal giant was seen strolling down a deserted road right next door to Lynbrook. When made out the phantom moved toward the onlooker who then ran off. One thing's for sure, this spirit undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that is better
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Ghost Sightings From Lynbrook
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Ghost Sightings From Lynbrook
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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